Gave me the big F-U last night.
C/ATT YDS TD INT
Tebow 31/35 482 3 0
I hate the Florida Gators almost as much as I hate Duke. I really wanted Cincy to come out on top of that game and for something terrible to happen to Tebow, but I will give hime some props. That was a hell of a performance. So here is to you Mr. Tebow and to exactly why you are better than everyone else...
--Tim Tebow can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.
--People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
--Tim Tebow hits blackjack with just one card.
--The only reason you're still conscious is because Tim Tebow hasn't stiff-armed you in the face.
--When Tim Tebow was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables.
--Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for even HAVING a weakness.
--Tim Tebow doesn't do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down.
--Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
--Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.
--When life gives Tim Tebow lemons, he uses them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.
--When Google can't find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.
--What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.