Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I am clearly bored.


And though my latest escapades may point otherwise...I like cougars (not to be confused with the new Courtney Cox-Arnette show=bad). So bored on my couch, I wanted to do some research on cougars. First, it was necessary to actually define a cougar and although Urbandictionary is always a funny source, wikipedia is typically more reliable. i have learned that there are different grades to cougar-ism:

Chickenhawk—an older gay man who sexually pursues younger males
Cougar—a woman over 40[9] who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior. (also Cradle robber or cradle snatcher)
Cub—the younger male who is supposedly going out with an older woman
Jailbait—a sexually attractive person (primarily female but could refer to a male) who is below the legal age of consent
Manther—the male version of a cougar (me?).
Puma—a woman in her thirties who dates a younger man (i.e. 20-somethings), often considered to be "cougars-in-training" (C.I.T.).
Silver fox—an attractive older male who is pursued by (generally much) younger women (you all can only call me Silver Fox from now on)
Sugar baby—the person provided for by a sugar daddy/mommy
Troll—a man, often a less-attractive older one, who cruises for sex. (my personal favorite)

even more hilarious is how the article describes a "half-your-age-plus-seven rule" to determine if the age-disparity is socially acceptable which "defines the minimum dating age as 14." (cough pauly walnuts cough)

anyways, if your into cougars like me and just cant get lucky, check out dateacougar.com where you can specify the age of the cougar up to 99 yrs old: "This site is the premier cougar dating site for single guys looking to meet a rich older cougar who likes young guys and sex."

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