Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I am clearly bored.


And though my latest escapades may point otherwise...I like cougars (not to be confused with the new Courtney Cox-Arnette show=bad). So bored on my couch, I wanted to do some research on cougars. First, it was necessary to actually define a cougar and although Urbandictionary is always a funny source, wikipedia is typically more reliable. i have learned that there are different grades to cougar-ism:

Chickenhawk—an older gay man who sexually pursues younger males
Cougar—a woman over 40[9] who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior. (also Cradle robber or cradle snatcher)
Cub—the younger male who is supposedly going out with an older woman
Jailbait—a sexually attractive person (primarily female but could refer to a male) who is below the legal age of consent
Manther—the male version of a cougar (me?).
Puma—a woman in her thirties who dates a younger man (i.e. 20-somethings), often considered to be "cougars-in-training" (C.I.T.).
Silver fox—an attractive older male who is pursued by (generally much) younger women (you all can only call me Silver Fox from now on)
Sugar baby—the person provided for by a sugar daddy/mommy
Troll—a man, often a less-attractive older one, who cruises for sex. (my personal favorite)

even more hilarious is how the article describes a "half-your-age-plus-seven rule" to determine if the age-disparity is socially acceptable which "defines the minimum dating age as 14." (cough pauly walnuts cough)

anyways, if your into cougars like me and just cant get lucky, check out dateacougar.com where you can specify the age of the cougar up to 99 yrs old: "This site is the premier cougar dating site for single guys looking to meet a rich older cougar who likes young guys and sex."

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Week 3 Super Bowl Prediction

AFC Championship Game

Colts vs Ravens

NFC Championship Game

Giants vs Packers



Super Bowl

Giants vs Colts (MANNING BOWL)




COLTS: 31-21

Song of the Week

Usher is in the official music video, but I could not embed it from Youtube. Enjoy!


Website of the week

I know this is old and mostly everybody knows about it...but I dont care. right now I'm shooting for quantity, not quality in my posts.

Textsfromlastnight.com

Reading the posts on this website is magical because I feel like they are written by our friends and they make me actually believe that females do really like penis. here are a couple of clutch posts...

(518): i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

(858): Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.


(317): You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

Adult Film Idea

I came up with this idea a while ago, but its time to publish it so it doesn't get stolen.
This is genius-Nora the Explora


am i the only one creeped out by this? This picture is way more believable...



This is a unique film because it is based on a true story of a young girl who travels to a foreign country only to find herself on a magical quest. This quest, much like the boardgame Risk,
requires global domination of the cock and she must sleep with a man of every nationality. Good luck to you on your expedicktion!

welcome back bobbie's porch-we've missed you

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Hot Tennis

On the Court tonight...



vs.




Who will win? It's close, but the winner goes to...




AMERICA, YAY

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

US OPEN

With the assist to Garbage I present to you the greatest doubles match (date) ever?
Over
Under
Dunhams
IN?


2 Pros 1 Bro




Monday, September 7, 2009

Burgh's favorite number is...

17.

PITTSBURGH(AP) The Pittsburgh Pirates ' not-so-magic number is zero, or the number of winning teams they've had during a record-setting run of futility over 17 forgettable seasons.

The Chicago Cubs assured the Pirates of an unwanted place in baseball's record book, getting two homers from Derrek Lee and an effective start from Ted Lilly while beating the last-place Pirates 4-2 on Monday.

By losing their 10th in 11 games, the Pirates are guaranteed of finishing below .500, just as they have every season since 1993. The 17 consecutive losing seasons represent the longest streak for any team in the four major North American pro team sports, and only the Phillies (1933-48) have also had as many as 16 in a row.

CONGRATS at least they set some type of record...

Friday, September 4, 2009

Movie Recommendation of the week


























This is what a classic movie is all about. Some people might completely write it off because it is black and white and because sadly Michael Bay did not direct it:


But there is good news, there are good movies outside of Michael Bay. This movie has amazing performances all around and is one of the many reasons why Paul Newman is badass. Many people consider it one of the best sport movies of all time. Everybody that disagrees, thinks this way because they don't think pool is a sport.

Watch it, and if you don't like it, then you should probably rent this movie instead:


Actually, on second thought, I might go watch that movie as well.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

All Nude

Where the hell is everyone? Garbage Disposal come back to humanity please. In the meantime, here is something funny.