Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Phallic Joke

So it appears that little Carolina is trying to gain some recruiting advantages by sprucing up their facilities. Well, according to this article there will be an awesome addition in the football center. Take it away,

Coming this fall: A cast-bronze sculpture of a fighting gamecock that will stand guard in the middle of the lobby. Architects envision a tradition where players rub the sculpture before games or practices.

That's right. I believe Spurrier is in a living room right now telling a fine recruit, "Come to South Carolina and you'll be rubbing a hard cock in no time." Lane Kiffin eat your heart out.

That joke crossed the line. I was looking for patio furniture and and get penis jokes instead. I should report this.

Bman knows what I'm talking about. High five!

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