Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Desmond Tutu vs. Oprah

2 graduation speakers vs. 1 cup. Duke vs. Carolina. South Africa vs. Southern California. Oh, it was on last Sunday. Here is an excerpt from Oprah's speech:

It’s great to have a nice home. It’s great to have nice homes! It’s great to have a nice home that just escaped the fire in Santa Barbara,” she told the students. “It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.


And Tutu:
Fathers, you may be jealous. But you know, they couldn't be mothers without you!


Then he said something about orgies. Don't believe me? See for yourself. To Mr. Bird and Gossip Girl, you might want to watch it too. Wink, wink.

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