Thursday, April 30, 2009

My Man Crush On Robert Lunn Is Now Full Blown

This UConn player who moved to Austria to play "professional" football is my kind of guy. Not only is he hilarious, but he lives in Austria and keeps making awesome observations. Another gem this week:

The Austrian workout is simple. Before entering said FitMax make sure to light up that one last Marlboro Red (don't be caught up in the irony of this), proceed to locker room where upon entering, you will witness three things:

1) Circumcision: not big in Europe

2) Banana hammocks are a recession proof investment

3) Judging by that tribal tattoo-the early mid to late 90's were not kind to you.

After all this, it's time to get your swell on.

You will then time it so that every important business call you could make, must be made in between sets of bicep-curls, thus making it is utterly impossible for you to finish your work out. Run outside to your Fiat, Alfa-Romeo, Pugeot, or Volkswagon, light up another cigarette and be on your way.

There really is nothing like a good sweat.

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