Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'm Surprised I Find These Before Mary Kate


Fmylife.com is sooooooo last month. That French site is also on the outs. It's time to turn to more salacious websites like this one

Where else can you find quotes like this?:

Upon arriving at her place, I was almost positive my dick would work. 5 minutes into foreplay, it was apparent that wasn't going to be the case. After another 10 minutes of phalashio (editor's note: incredible way of spelling it), my drunken savior decided to say fuck it and toss a condom on my marshmellow peen and do the dirty anyway


You'll thank me later that some people's sex stories are much worse than your actual ones. In my case, however, not so much.

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