Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tiger is My Hero

Referencing the most reliable and thorough reference site for sports,, Tiger Woods claims he is practicing "full bore" and will take the upcoming season one tournament at a time. He's spent his prolonged off-season pretty busy, a.k.a with his smoking hot wife who is set to have their second baby this spring.

Even more reason why Tiger is the effing man is evidenced by this exchange with the second most-powerful black man in the country (after Tiger, of course):

Tiger: Do you want to play golf sometime?
Barak Obama: I'd love to.
Tiger: Ok we'll make it happen

If only life were that easy.

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