Tuesday, February 10, 2009

If she's attractive, then Hillary Swank definitely is

A-Rod met and married Cynthia Scurtis (above) while reportedly juicing. I think this is a bigger story than the records he collected between 2001 and 2003 because you have to be on some performance-enhancing drug to handle this cock-crushing cougar. I have had the chance to see her in person and all I can say is "gross." Since he has stopped using steroids, he has gone for more normal women like exotic dancers and Madonna (its a joke, get it?). Obviously this dude needs some help.

Good lord she's attractive.

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